ಬುಧವಾರ, ಜುಲೈ 9, 2014

Indian Railway Budget Jokes

Rail Budget demands(Absolutely hilarious)
1) Make the chain attched to the toilet mug longer
2) Fine those who borrow newspapers
3) An arrangement to tie hawai chappals to the seat
4) A comb to turn on fans
5) Counseling for those who are allotted middle berths
6) Seatbelts in loos to keep one in place(hahahaha:-)
7) Please allocate five thousand rupees and a BSc student to redisgn the IRCTC website and make it faster
8) Good of Parliament to simulate the atmosphere at a train station to add realism to this Rail Budget
9) If indeed cleanliness of railway platforms is implemented, many people will return back from the station
   thinking it is an airport!!!!!!
10) Dear Mukesh Sharma, standing on name plate isn't a sign of protest. It's a really shitty version of the
      Hollywood Walk of Fame


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